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Jan 8, 2011

You Know You're a Mother When ...

  • You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
  • You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
  • You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
  • Your kid throws-up and you catch it... with your bare hand
  • Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
  • As you cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
  • You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only one your child eats.
  • You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into cute shapes.
  • You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "Not in your good clothes!"
  • You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
  • You donate to search for the cure charities in the hope that your child won't get that disease.
  • You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
  • You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.
  • You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything".

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